Sung to the tune of Kyle's Mom, by Eric Cartman. (Be careful looking that up - it is definitely NSFW.)
Weeelllll~
Nate Silver is a witch!
He's a big bad witch!
He's the biggest witch in the whole wide world!
He's the smartest witch!
If there ever was a witch!
Just look at how his plans unfurled!
On Monday he's a witch,
On Tuesday he's a witch,
On Wednesday thru Saturday he's a witch!
Then on Sunday just to be different,
He's a super king kamehameha wi-atch!
Have you ever met Nate Silver,
He's the biggest witch in the whole wide world!
He's the baddest witch,
And he has big numbers!
He's a witch, witch, witch, witch, witch, witch, witch
Witch, witch, witch, witch, witch, witch, witch, witch!
He's the smartest witch! (Woo!)
Nate Silver's a witch
And he's such a nerdy witch! (Hey!)
