I've had this theory for a long time regarding cheesecake. And no, I don't mean the fanservice kind- I mean the actual dessert.
I thought, since it has come up yet again, I would post it here, so I can simply link people to it the next time someone who has never heard it before asks me to explain it.
My theory is thus:
That there is about an 80% correlation between enjoying eating cheesecake, and enjoying giving, or at least being willing to give, cunnilingus.
This theory came about because I noticed that most of my friends, with about a 20% or so exception, enjoyed both cheesecake and giving women oral sex; and when I started mentioning this to others, I would often get the same response from them that, if they liked one, they liked both, or neither one at all, with about that same 20% oddness of people who liked one or the other. I do not know why the two are often synonymous, but they seem to be, at least among those I've spoken to.
It's sort of interesting to note that there is no disparity for this along gender lines, either. The people I have gotten the answer of liking both cheesecake and cunnilingus from hail from all sides.
I have yet to find a similar correlation for fellatio yet, however.
Yup, I like to do both. Put a little on the midriff and I can have my cake and eat it too.
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